Surviving on Earth

Well, surving on Earth is relatively easy after I brought the book [Earth and how to survive] with me from my planet and did whatever was written on it. First, I had to walk around and explore the places on Earth where I would frequent and then I had to know how to get there and stuff so as not to seem so unreal to the Earthlings.

The interesting thing was talking to the Earthlings, and also the most difficult to get right. The book said "show them that you know as much about Earth as they do", and I did just that and they keep telling me 'I know, I know'.

I should have known enough to flip the page, they explained there that I should not have told them that I know, just beheave naturally as if I were from Earth and know everything, the author should not have put down "show them you know a lot about Earth". Luckily the Earthling I was talking to did not suspect anything, I sometimes think that Earthlings do not really think we even exist, oh well, I think I do not have to behave just like the Earthlings anymore if they won't suspect anything.

I will talk about more of this in my next post.